he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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