Will you blow on my dice?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
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The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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