my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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