You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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