I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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