I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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