He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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