the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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