So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
how drunk are you?
Several
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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