Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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