That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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