We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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