Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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