Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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