Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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