i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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