THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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