Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
