I don't think brook has ever known best
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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