My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she smelled like a LAN party
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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