question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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