You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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