I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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