life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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