He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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