shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
420 ftw
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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