shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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