They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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