quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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