i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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