Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
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You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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