did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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