Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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