Its about making memories worth repressing
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
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