im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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