Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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