She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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