Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
