I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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