i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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