I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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