I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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