So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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