Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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