I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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