how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
tell me about the eggs
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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