Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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