apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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