Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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