I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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