mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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