That reminds me...we need to get swords
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
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Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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