You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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