i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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