I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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