What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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