i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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