that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Randomize
