He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Two words: nipple clamps
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