my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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