check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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