he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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