Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I just found a bag of teeth...
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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